About Thomas Clay
Thomas Clay is an effete snob who has forgotten Benghazi every day for years. He's a commie-loving soshulist who hates freedom as much as he hates bacon.

Travel Is Fatal To Racism

January 23, 2019 Thomas Clay 0

If you ask a smoker who the most intolerable people are to be around, it’s a reformed smoker. Know why? Because those of us who are won’t listen to your bullshit cognitive dissonance because we’ve […]

Real Men Do Not Rape

January 23, 2019 Thomas Clay 0

I got back to the stairway and I looked up and I saw these two guys whispering. Then one walked out of view towards Mary. As I came up the steps, I heard the door lock click. […]

Mel The Murderer

January 23, 2019 Thomas Clay 0

My dad got this famous murder case once. His name was Mel Ignatow. You may have seen it on American Justice and several other specials. He was a wealthy man. He was acquitted at his […]

An Ode To Dr. King

January 22, 2019 Thomas Clay 0

When I was a kid and hanging around my pop in Danville, we would go up to the ‘slop house’ which is a cafe under the viaduct. He would often go up there and say, […]

A Harlem Globetrotters Tale

January 22, 2019 Thomas Clay 0

You have to have a certain kind of mind to put your finger on something that’s hard to understand. This isn’t easy for me to talk about either because it forces me to look back […]

Rape Effects Everyone

January 22, 2019 Thomas Clay 0

*TRIGGERS* I have a confession. My sister was raped by her boyfriend when she was 15. My other sister had just been diagnosed with a pituitary cyst and so she was getting all the attention […]

Libertarians Are Nihilistic Snotlings

January 22, 2019 Thomas Clay 0

For the last time, you Libertarian snotlings, THERE IS NO FREE MARKET IN HEALTH CARE! Never was, never will be.  Why? Because no morally functioning human being wants to ask themselves whether it is “economically […]

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