Nancy Holds Her Master Class And We All Need To Listen

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew Harnik/AP/Shutterstock (10030320j) House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi of Calif., right, and Senate Minority Leader Sen. Chuck Schumer of N.Y., left, walk out of the West Wing to speak to members of the media outside of the White House in Washington, following a meeting with President Donald Trump Trump Border Wall, Washington, USA - 11 Dec 2018

If you think Nancy has betrayed us or isn’t doing what’s right by saying she isn’t for impeachment then you need to calm your balls. Nancy knows exactly what she is doing and doesn’t need a bunch of neophytes chiming in on her Master Class mkay?! 

This is political theater and Tom Steyer needs a tall refreshing glass of STFU. If you signed his useless petition you shouldn’t mention it to people like me because I will think less of you. She is a magnificent political player and arguably a better speaker than even some fella I share some chromosomes with named Henry Clay. In my very biased opinion I can say that Henry was the better orator by far but Nancy is the more effective Speaker. 

When the Mueller storm starts in on the White House she will be able to mimic Lindsey and catch a case of the vapors when the Mueller bombs start detonating. Why she most certainly did not want to bring an impeachment against Donald I say! But now after these revelations she must do her duty to the country by gum! 

And it’s going to take some heavy artillery to soften up the Republican senators and I expect more of them are awash in Russian cash than anyone can fathom. If Mueller has that proof (and I suspect he does) then the threat of a trip to Club Fed is going make whatever holds those spineless cowards together melt. 

For all you doubting Toms out there, nobody has ever defeated Washington. John Mitchell went to prison. Erlichman and Haldeman went to prison. Your faith in American justice may be completely destroyed but just remember that once the gears of American Justice get you by the the ass, it doesn’t finish until it grinds up the sinew into a bloody pulp and that’s exactly what Bobby 3 Sticks is going to do to Donnie 3 Wives. 

So sit back and enjoy the show folks. We’re on offense from here on out and it ends with Trumps in prison. 

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Thomas Clay is an effete snob who has forgotten Benghazi every day for years. He's a commie-loving soshulist who hates freedom as much as he hates bacon.